charlie-ism

Charlie: Mom, I don't like going to school on show-and-tell day.
Me: Why not?
Charlie: There is too much walking.
Me: What do you mean?
Charlie: You have to walk to your cubby and get your show-and-tell, then walk to the circle and sit down. Then you have to get up and walk to the front and tell everyone about your show-and-tell. Then you have to sit back down. Then you have to walk back to your cubby and put your show-and-tell away. I hate it.